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i placed stars next to the ones that apply to me...hehehe!!

You know your Latino if:
You have ever been hit by a chancla. *
You can play any sport wearing chanclas. *
You grew up scared by something called "El Cucuy." *
Others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking, *
You use your lips to point something out. *
You constantly refer to cereal as "con fleis." *
Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner even if it's a one bedroom apartment.
You can dance ranchera, cumbia, or salsa without music. *
You call your sneakers "tenees." *
You have at least thirty cousins. *
You can't imagine anyone NOT liking spicy food.
You are in a 5-passenger car with 7 people in it and a person shouting, "SUBANSE, TODAVIA CABEN!" *
Tamales, champurrado, posole y menudo are must haves on Thanksgiving. *
There is more Tequila than punch at little Juanito's birthday party. *
There is at least one member in your family named Maria, Guadalupe, Juan, Jose, or Jesus. *****
You swear "Choco Mil" is the same as Slim Fast and try to lose weight by drinking it.
You have a drunk uncle/aunt. *
You not only know who Don Francisco from Sabado Gigante* is, but you tell people he's your tio.
You have ever had to tell your kid not to walk the floor barefoot or they'll catch a cold. *****
You go to a wedding or Quinceanera, gossip about how bad the comida is, but be the first one to take a plato to go.
You have a bottle of Tapatio in your purse or back pocket.
Your cousins are delinquets/hootchies. *
You have a chola in you barrio named "La Flaca" who's bigger than a house.
You know a chola named "La Shy Girl" who is loud and obnoxious.
You need to point out how much something you just bought cost. *
You have a bottle of Bacardi or Tequila in your house right now.
You're laughing right now because some of these things have actually happened to YOUR [self]! **********************
You're proud to be Latino and you pass these jokes on to all your Latino friends.*

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